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About Me Member Antagonist SheepsaymooFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Joke of the day

Wed Mar 11, 2009, 9:49 PM
I am the person that has a cache of thousands of jokes, but this one made me laugh the hardest I have in years. Maybe it's its simplicity, maybe I'm crazy. Without further ado, enjoy this dirty little tidbit.

How did Pinnochio figure out that he was made of wood?

When his hand caught on fire.

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Sufjan Stevens "Chicago"

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: San Diego.
  • Interests: Horses, hiking, archeology, zoology, road trips, movies, music
  • Favourite movie: Waking Ned Devine, Old School, Last King of Scotland, Saving Private Ryan, Forest Gump, The Departed
  • Favourite band or musician: Wolfmother, White Stripes, Jimmy Eat World, Counting Crows, Johnny Clegg, U2, Flaming Lips, Moby
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, classic rock, pop, techno
  • Favourite artist: Aaron Copeland, George Gershwin.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Davis Sedaris, Bill Bryson, F. Scott Fizgerald, Mark Twain
  • Favourite photographer: Bob Langrish.
  • Operating System: Cheerios, The Daily Show, and LOOOTS of caffinated drinks
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: My pony.
  • Skin of choice: Polka dots and stripes
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson wins, hands down. Nothing else can compare to him. "D'oh!"
  • Personal Quote: Dingel your mom.
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon EOS Rebel film, Olympus Evolt E-510

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Comments


:iconroyalgarrett:
Great Pictures of East SD County.
Particularly love Ramona I-VII.
:iconkarrbear033094:
Your photo's are absolutely stunning!
They're great ;D

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You're not ugly. You're just horribly disfigured C:
:iconsheepsaymoo:
:D Thanks SO much! <333

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:iconkarrbear033094:
No problem :D

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You're not ugly. You're just horribly disfigured C:
:icononeclownshoe:
Your gallery is HUGE! I love it! Your pictures are as beautiful as the creatures in them. I truly got a huge kick out of all of them. Fantastic!!!

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:blahblah: gallery :blahblah: go look please or else :stupid: [link]

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:iconsheepsaymoo:
Hehe , thanks. I havn't uploaded a lot recently because I just havn't had time, I have about 2000 more pictures I want to upload. O.O

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If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

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:iconmatches9524:
Hey Nanners! I love you and I miss you!! How's 08 w/o me?? Well, this summer you guys come out to hicksville to come live with me.

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