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I am the person that has a cache of thousands of jokes, but this one made me laugh the hardest I have in years. Maybe it's its simplicity, maybe I'm crazy. Without further ado, enjoy this dirty little tidbit. How did Pinnochio figure out that he was made of wood? When his hand caught on fire.

So, this makes me incredibly happy in a scarilly passive way. Yesterday, my 3 horses all got out of the pasture and went galloping down my street completly loose and wild. And of course, they are all together and freaking eachother out. They have 3 choices on places to go...a.)50 feet to the end of the street, the busyest street in the city, where we are located on a blind corner that people take at 60 mph b.) down the horse trail and gone forever into the wilderness c.) the bitchy neighbors yard. Of course they tromp the bitchy neighbors yard. And when I mean bitchy, these people hate us. They complain constantly about the horses. They h

I have some observations about San Diego beach culture that I thought I'd share. If you have a giant beer belly, really, really, uber hairy chest and jiggly moobs, why do you run around with your shirt off? You skin is ruined and leathery, and it is not a cool look. Please explain to me why every male over 50 has to wear short shorts or a banana hammock. Drunk college girls - stop hitting on every female that walks by. We know that it's okay in your sorority, but it's not okay in public. Guys smoking pot under the beach towel with massive amounts of smoke coming out of the sides - we ALL know what you're doing, you might want to minimaliz